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Jackster21
27-03-2011, 10:16 PM
Welcome To My Brand New Topic! :o

What Would You Do If.....


so after reading this you probably know whats the idea of this topic
write a "What Would You Do If" sentence.
simply, reply with an answer, then post your own "What Would You Do If" sentence!


Here is an example that you will answer and write a new question...


What would you do if you had no right hand?



Now, You Reply And Ask Your Own Question! xD

Kenzzy
27-03-2011, 11:02 PM
I would fap with my left hand.

What would you do if you were a dinosaur ?

mr_clit
28-03-2011, 12:52 PM
Hope i wasnt a T Rex because i could not fap.

What would you do if u didn't have hands?

naMix
28-03-2011, 01:46 PM
What would you do if you were me?

Damsco
28-03-2011, 02:20 PM
What would you do if you were me?

you need to answer mr.clit question and then you can ask yours

mr_clit
28-03-2011, 03:04 PM
Eh,easy Damsco.He'll get used to it...

And namix,if i were you,i would answer my question:))

Bleedinghippy
28-03-2011, 03:51 PM
I would fap with my left hand.

What would you do if you were a dinosaur ?

Haha, I win, left handed ^^

mr_clit
28-03-2011, 04:19 PM
So let me understand.You win because you can fap with you left hand?Tell me when you can fap with a rubber duck.That's winning!

Bleedinghippy
28-03-2011, 04:26 PM
I will order one off amazon....

Jackster21
28-03-2011, 06:43 PM
What would you do if you were me?


I'd Cry.


what would you do if you smelt like a man, Man.

Cheesecake
28-03-2011, 07:48 PM
I would still not shower.

What would you do if you had to scoop shit out of a big pit.

mr_clit
28-03-2011, 07:57 PM
Use a shover.

What would you do if you were a bot?:))

Jackster21
28-03-2011, 08:03 PM
shoot myself. Over, and over again.


what would you do if if YOU was Cheescake's snow penis?

Bleedinghippy
29-03-2011, 03:47 PM
I would spread myself over every page on the internet :D

What would you do if your dick fell off?

Cheesecake
29-03-2011, 05:11 PM
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb301/thulehunter/00000000A.jpg

Jackster21
29-03-2011, 05:28 PM
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb301/thulehunter/00000000A.jpg


rofl, Peekabooo xD

ZyMaaH
30-03-2011, 01:52 PM
What would you do if u were a girl! For me easy i would first start whit the bobbs

ZyMaaH
30-03-2011, 02:28 PM
Namix if i weere you i would bruch my teeth :D

ZyMaaH
30-03-2011, 02:36 PM
Namix if i weere you i would bruch my teeth :D u smell so bad

naMix
30-03-2011, 02:40 PM
What would you do if you were me?

you need to answer mr.clit question and then you can ask yours

yeah i know, i didnt have an answer :)

naMix
30-03-2011, 02:42 PM
Namix if i weere you i would bruch my teeth :D u smell so bad

of course i brush, maybe i have a bad toothpaste?

ZyMaaH
30-03-2011, 03:28 PM
Namix answear my question

naMix
30-03-2011, 04:00 PM
Namix answear my question

you never asked a question

Bleedinghippy
30-03-2011, 04:07 PM
Namix answear my question

you never asked a question

AND NO ONE ANSWERED MY QUESTION :(

mr_clit
30-03-2011, 04:51 PM
Namix answear my question

you never asked a question

AND NO ONE ANSWERED MY QUESTION :(

Someone please.Question and answer!

Jackster21
30-03-2011, 05:29 PM
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE DIDNT ANSWER THIS?

Bleedinghippy
30-03-2011, 05:41 PM
I wouldn't care because its my question that should have been asnwered -.-

What would you do if you had t-rex arms? (like little stubby ones you can hardly reach anything with)

mr_clit
30-03-2011, 05:54 PM
I could't fap and be really sad.

What would you do if you were Frank?:))

ZyMaaH
30-03-2011, 06:46 PM
I would kill my self

ZyMaaH
30-03-2011, 06:47 PM
What would you do if u where a girl?

Bleedinghippy
30-03-2011, 07:36 PM
Haha depends if its a hot girl, and if I remember I'm a guy, if yes, then I think everyone knows what I'd do ;)

What would you do if you became pregnant?

Damsco
30-03-2011, 10:41 PM
i would kill my self because a male cant be pregnant :P

what would you do if you dont use internet forever?

naMix
31-03-2011, 02:18 PM
i would kill my self because a male cant be pregnant :P

what would you do if you dont use internet forever?

i would cycle.

what would you do if you got raped?

viper
31-03-2011, 02:33 PM
ask for her number

what would you do if you ran out of pizza

mr_clit
31-03-2011, 02:47 PM
Eat a burger.

What would you do if there wouldnt exist Call of duty?

Bleedinghippy
31-03-2011, 03:48 PM
I would go play another FPS :)

What would you do if you became a ghost?

mr_clit
31-03-2011, 04:36 PM
Scare the shit out of people.

What would you do if you were a bald monkey?

naMix
31-03-2011, 05:42 PM
I would eat a banana.

What would you do if you got kicked out of school?

Jackster21
31-03-2011, 05:43 PM
laugh it off and move on in life. then go back and kick my headteacher in the eyes. Yes, in the eyes.


What would you do if you got hit by a bus?

naMix
31-03-2011, 05:53 PM
I would die, or get critically wounded =(

What would you do if an old man calls you a shitguy?(happend to me once, but not a man. an old woman called me and ZyMaaH a shitguy, me & ZyMaaH are real life friends)

Bleedinghippy
31-03-2011, 06:04 PM
I would kick his head in :)

What would you do if the doctors told you you had one day to live?

naMix
01-04-2011, 04:02 PM
I would laugh and say "Don't make me an April Fool, It's not funny!".

What would you do if you got arrested by the police for no reason?

Bleedinghippy
01-04-2011, 04:39 PM
Sue their asses for unlawful imprisonment! Biatch!

What would you do if your mother came on to you?

Jackster21
01-04-2011, 08:55 PM
Suicide. Instantly.

What would you do if you had Man boobs like Auxiliary? <33 (Love You Jack #2)

Hizzy
01-04-2011, 09:00 PM
Touch them cos if they were that good, :p it would be party time . . .
What would you do if it was party time . . ?

Jackster21
01-04-2011, 10:45 PM
Bring lube for your rear entrance.

What would you do if you had no Lube?

Auxilliary
01-04-2011, 11:21 PM
get some butter or oil :)

what would you do if you had some coins and you with about 20 jews?

Bleedinghippy
02-04-2011, 07:42 AM
Throw them off a clitch and see how many jump :)

What would you do if you became blind?

mr_clit
02-04-2011, 08:48 AM
Fap.

What would you do if you were deaf?

Bleedinghippy
02-04-2011, 09:05 AM
I would sit down and turn the radio on...

What would you do if all your hair fell out?

mr_clit
02-04-2011, 10:09 AM
Easy one.Fap.:))

What would you do if your pc exploded?:))

naMix
02-04-2011, 10:18 AM
Real life, xbox, new pc.

What would you do if nothing happend? (weird question :O)

Bleedinghippy
02-04-2011, 10:21 AM
I'd sit around and wait for something to happen :P

What would you do if you're house was burning down and you're family was inside? (Go on clit, answer fap to this one XD)

mr_clit
02-04-2011, 11:29 AM
Fa...Wait.That is not cool.I'd go grab a bucket and save them.Why grab a bucket?Just so they would be like why did you grab a bucket?!

What would you do if you had 3 balls?

Cheesecake
02-04-2011, 12:50 PM
I'd sit around and wait for something to happen :P

What would you do if you're house was burning down and you're family was inside? (Go on clit, answer fap to this one XD)

Fap.


Fa...Wait.That is not cool.I'd go grab a bucket and save them.Why grab a bucket?Just so they would be like why did you grab a bucket?!

What would you do if you had 3 balls?

Fap.

Cheesecake
02-04-2011, 12:51 PM
You guys should know by now, while clit has some morals left, i do not have; Principles, morals, problems with any kind of taboo.
Therefor where clit fails to fap, i will come in and further contaminate the area.

Please do not ignore this warning as it may cause severe mental and physical trauma if ignored.

mr_clit
02-04-2011, 01:17 PM
Cheese,i was fapin while reading what you wrote.:)

Cheesecake
02-04-2011, 01:19 PM
I was fapping on my way home with my dad driving.

mr_clit
02-04-2011, 09:30 PM
That's wrong.:))

Cheesecake
03-04-2011, 12:52 AM
And that is why you'll never achieve master fapper grade 1337 clit.

Bleedinghippy
03-04-2011, 09:58 AM
FAP WAR! XD

mr_clit
03-04-2011, 11:59 AM
Ahhhh!This is Fapta!!!!(it's sparta,but with fap.)

Cheesecake
03-04-2011, 01:19 PM
Fapta? i hereby pronounce you master fapper rank 1335, 2 ranks to go clit

Bleedinghippy
03-04-2011, 01:21 PM
Haha, what gets you promoted? XD

mr_clit
03-04-2011, 05:45 PM
Faping.

Bleedinghippy
03-04-2011, 09:00 PM
Cheesecake, you never asked a question, you need to ask one :/

Cheesecake
03-04-2011, 10:45 PM
What would you do if?

mr_clit
04-04-2011, 03:57 AM
Easy.Fap again.

What would you do if you had 2 heads?

Duskie
04-04-2011, 05:59 AM
give myself a blowjob and watch porn at the same time ofcourse!

what would you do if your favourite pornstar was right in front of you stripping.

Bleedinghippy
04-04-2011, 04:02 PM
Get it on!

What would you do if your girlfriend/wife tried to bite your cock off?

Jackster21
04-04-2011, 05:23 PM
What would you do if your girlfriend/wife tried to bite your cock off?


Ask cheesecake what i did when i did that to Ye Olde Snow Penis. <3



What would you do if Cheesecake Inserted Snow Penis In Your Bum Bum? :D

Bleedinghippy
04-04-2011, 05:28 PM
explode.

What would you do if you had to choose between no limbs or no cock? (either way you can't fap XD)

Duskie
05-04-2011, 01:44 PM
no limbs i'll pay for the fap if i'd have to!

what would you do if your sunscreen was actually sperm!

mr_clit
05-04-2011, 03:06 PM
Stop buying.I have my own.

What would you do if Cheesecake was near you?

Jackster21
05-04-2011, 05:21 PM
Rape Him. With His Own Snow Penis.


What would you do if you was Duskie's next victim?

Bleedinghippy
05-04-2011, 05:26 PM
I allready am... XD

What would you do if you had to choose between eating you're own shit and eating someone else's shit?

Cheesecake
05-04-2011, 08:00 PM
Easy, i'd eat both.

What would you do if you forgot how to have any form of sexual activity. (fap)

Duskie
05-04-2011, 08:57 PM
become albert hawking!

What would you do if your mom was actually your dad?

Jackster21
05-04-2011, 09:10 PM
Be Slightly Confused....

What Would You Do If You Visited Soviet Russia?!

mr_clit
06-04-2011, 04:08 PM
Fap while drinkin vodka!

What would you do if you were just a big ball?

Bleedinghippy
06-04-2011, 05:01 PM
Roll around squashing people!

What would you do if Mugabe offered you the role of president of zimbabwe?

Cheesecake
06-04-2011, 05:15 PM
Take it, commit mass genocide on every single last human being in zimbabwe, and then create super happy fun land.

What would you do if you got banned from supper happy fun land?

Jackster21
06-04-2011, 05:52 PM
Cry. Alot.


What would you do if A SUPER FUCKING HUGE GIANT CAMEL attacked you with caps lock?

mr_clit
06-04-2011, 06:19 PM
How would a camel attack me with a caps lock?...I would fap to it!

What would you do if you were 2 feet tall?

Bleedinghippy
06-04-2011, 06:47 PM
I'd grow.

What would you do if clit started fapping right in front of you (or if tis you clit, cheesecake)

mr_clit
07-04-2011, 04:50 AM
Fap alongside with me,or Cheesecake.

What would you do if you would won a fap contest?

Duskie
07-04-2011, 05:20 AM
sneak away really quietly... and fap myself.

What would you do if school was actually a place where they make porn movies!

Bleedinghippy
07-04-2011, 09:08 AM
What do you mean if?

What would you do if you were given 20 million quid on the condition that you're no longer allowed to fap? (and if you do they'll take it away, and you can't do it in private or whatever)

mr_clit
07-04-2011, 02:15 PM
Still fap.No one can take it away from me!!

What would you do if you were a girl?:))

Cheesecake
07-04-2011, 11:06 PM
What do you mean if?

What would you do if you were given 20 million quid on the condition that you're no longer allowed to fap? (and if you do they'll take it away, and you can't do it in private or whatever)

What, stop fapping for 20 mill quid?

Clit, this one's on the dark side.

mr_clit
08-04-2011, 04:53 AM
Don't join the dark side Cheesecake.Choose the fap!May the fap be with you!

Bleedinghippy
08-04-2011, 04:37 PM
Join the dark side, we have cookies :D

Cheesecake
10-04-2011, 12:13 AM
Don't join the dark side Cheesecake.Choose the fap!May the fap be with you!
Not me, hippy, ya tit

Jackster21
10-04-2011, 01:20 PM
Mr Cheese, continue :D

Cheesecake
11-04-2011, 12:45 AM
Continue what? :O

Cheesecake
11-04-2011, 12:46 AM
Oh right,
What would you do if cheesecake continued?

mr_clit
11-04-2011, 03:52 AM
Fap alongside with him.Love u Cheese.

What would you do if you ran out of bacon strips?

Bleedinghippy
11-04-2011, 08:39 AM
Commit suicide. (or go buy some more, whicever is easier)

What would you do if a monkey tried to rape you?

mr_clit
11-04-2011, 11:42 AM
Let it rape me,then fap.

What would you do if all the stores ran out of bacon strips?

Bleedinghippy
11-04-2011, 06:15 PM
I'd butcher my pet pig :)

What would you do if pigs became extinct and there was no longer any bacon?

mr_clit
11-04-2011, 06:38 PM
Fap untill bacon came out.

What would you do if you pooped green?:D

Bleedinghippy
12-04-2011, 06:43 AM
Stop eating the christmas tree.

What would you do if you started peeing pure blood?

Cheesecake
12-04-2011, 10:48 AM
Wash the cocaine off my dick

What would you do if you drank water?

mr_clit
12-04-2011, 04:06 PM
Drink it,then fap.Cheesecake i expect more from you.:))

What would you do if you didn't do anything?

Cheesecake
12-04-2011, 08:54 PM
I have thought you well young fappian, though you have much to learn.

I would fap.

What would you do if i like never know taht you want it to be the and i'm like what is or even never for that.

Bleedinghippy
13-04-2011, 07:55 AM
I would ask you to make more sense.

What would you do if Cheesecake went insane and died from fapping too much?

Cheesecake
13-04-2011, 02:01 PM
Nothing since that is not possible.

What would you do if clit did that exact thing that you were just doing while reading this but while he was fapping.

Damsco
13-04-2011, 03:06 PM
i will get confused o_O

what would you do if your right knee was injured? :(

Bleedinghippy
13-04-2011, 05:03 PM
Use a wheelchair.

What would you do if the police arrested you for fapping too much?

mr_clit
13-04-2011, 05:29 PM
Go to jail.Then continue fapping.They can't arrest me while I'm already in jail.Fuck the system!!!

What would you do if you had no balls?

Bleedinghippy
13-04-2011, 07:35 PM
Still fap, I mean the dick is still there right? ;)

What would you do if Jack said he wanted to watch you fap?

Jackster21
13-04-2011, 09:05 PM
I'd turn away.
Confused? thought so.


What would you do if Cheesecake actually gave a single fuck that day?

mr_clit
14-04-2011, 04:53 AM
I would worry about the Earth and the possibility of it exploding.
Hippy I'm proud of you:D

What would you do if you had only 2 balls,and no dick?(Try this on)

Bleedinghippy
14-04-2011, 09:11 AM
Erm, cradle my balls all day?

What would you do if you were paralysed from the neck down?

Cheesecake
14-04-2011, 12:48 PM
Let jack do the fapping for me.

What would you do if hitler wanted your child?

Bleedinghippy
14-04-2011, 12:57 PM
I'd give him my child. My child is retarded so I don't want him anymore :)

What would you do if hitler tried to give you a blowjob?

mr_clit
14-04-2011, 06:24 PM
Said no.A fap would do.

What would you do if a spam bot tried to give you a handjob?:D

Bleedinghippy
22-04-2011, 02:42 PM
Depends, is it a male spam bot or a female spam bot? :P

What would you do if you're girlfriend offered to give you blumpkin?

Duskie
26-04-2011, 09:49 PM
I would accept it cuz it's kinky

What would you do if you had 10.000 euro/dollar/pound a month for the rest of your life from a lottery?

Jackster21
26-04-2011, 11:04 PM
Check out your monthly rates and set up a subscription


What would you do if Duskie was the father of your child?

Damsco
26-04-2011, 11:27 PM
i will send that kid to duskie :P

What would you do if Lady Gaga was wife? xD

Duskie
27-04-2011, 05:55 AM
if she was my wife or just a wife? either way, scream and run for the rest of my life...

What would you do if you've just seen that horrible video from damsco that made me gross out within 2 minutes.

Bleedinghippy
27-04-2011, 04:56 PM
Dunno, haven't seen the video.

What would you do if cheesecake stuffed a jar up you're ass and then it broke inside you're ass?

Duskie
27-04-2011, 05:14 PM
I would turn around and tell him it's his, walk away and quietly cry...

What would you do if a group of ugly girls stare at you all the time?

mr_clit
27-04-2011, 05:17 PM
Live my life.:))

What would you do if you were the character in minecraft?:))

Duskie
27-04-2011, 09:25 PM
punch someone in the face for blood blocks to lure zombies away from me and to the blood... :D

What would you do if... i was out of original idea's for this topic

Jackster21
27-04-2011, 10:00 PM
say, so am i! :D


what would i know do if i was out of original ideas... o.0

Duskie
28-04-2011, 05:27 AM
I would... do nothing but write another un-interesting what would you do if...

What would you do if cheesecake came up behind you with his snowcock with the rape intentions of me and the pedofile idea's of Niji? :D

Jackster21
28-04-2011, 06:26 AM
pedofile idea's of that other guy :D

Niji =D