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Paperazzi episode 9: Endgame
Last time, on Paperazzi... Paper Telluur had finally recieved the Ocarina of Time, and with no hesitation, he heads towards the only place he knows where he could find Saria, The White Museum... Accompanied by the faithful Groudon, and the Cat-Squid-Wolfgirl-Tree-dog-dinner-nyan cat (which appeas to be Poocheyena), he heads towards White Museum to fight off Saria and to discover her evil plot~
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White Museum, Herborvinia City, Derpland, 2:35 pm.
Cat-Squid-Wolfgirl-Tree-dog-dinner-nyan cat (poochyena):"Arff~! it's.... it can't be! is it?"
Saria:"Nya~~~! it is I, Saria-chan desu <3"
Charm:"How can she even say out loud a heart?! it's impossibru!"
Paper Telluur:"wub wub wub wub wub wub~! Prepare for lunch~!"
Saria:"daww..... you brought me the ocarina?"
Charm:"It'll never be yours! You'll have to beat us to get it!"
Charm used Flamethrower, and it was super effective against saria's clothes.
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Poochyena was mysteriously put above Naked Saria and Charm hopped on Paper Telluur's head for some bizzare reason"
Poohcyena:"Getting real tired of your shit human"
Paper Telluur:"OMFFG! SOMEONE HAS ALREADY EAT-EAT SARIA! ALL IS LEFT IS BONE!"
Saria:"You're wrong, my cover was blown.... litteraly... I'm not the real Saria, I'm a girl who lost her memory, trapped within this fake body, and the only way for me to restore it is to play the song of time using the Ocarina, in order to revert this curse that was laid down upon me..."
Charm:"So why did you kidnap Prince Dratini, You could've just asked for our help"
Saria:"Nya~~~! not fun desu, what kind of a lame plot would it be if there's no villian, is having a half girl -half pole really exciting for the storyline?"
Charm:"Ahh... Do I smell plot holes?"
Saria:"NO DESU~! That's my burnt clothes you hentai desu~!"
Paper Telluur:" I like pie"
Charm:"I didn't mean to burn your clothes"
Saria:"Oh realy? Nya~~~! lies~ lies~ hentai desu ~!"
Paper Telluur:"The cake is not a lie?"
Charm:"I was aiming at you as a whole!"
Saria:"Meanie"
Paper Telluur:"HEY ****~! SHUT UP, I'M THE MAIN CHARECTER! NOW LET'S MOVE TO THE PART I PLAY THE TETRIS THEME ON AN OCARINA"
Saria:"Song of time"
*Paper Telluur slaps Saria with his.... claw.... that wasn't very effective*
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Poochyena:"The cake is a lie"
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Paper Telluur:"My sweet potato! it turned into a salad~!"
Charm:"That's just a normal ocarina.... from plastic"
Paper Telluur:"You're from plastic~!"
Charm:"No.... I'm paper"
???:"Fear not, cause I, Shaymin, warrior of the sky, and Buzizel, my subordinate, carry the true Ocarina of Time~!"
Saria:"Nyaaa~~! Go away, I'm naked ;3 "
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Shaymin:"Within this box, lies the true Ocarina of Time! and in order to prevent more fails like you expirienced so far, my faithful subordinate, Buizel, will play the Sonmg of time~!"
Buizel:"Bui~ Bui~"
To be continued..... in the first comment.
