Arykai's Spider Groupies

[LazyPoetess]

All the arachno-babes want Ary's wood.

[Arykai]

My army grows!
None shall leave half cut trees after I lead my speider army on a march across the world!
muahahaha!
*evil tree noises*

[Ghostwolf1114]

I think I'm terrified

[Arykai]

[iainj]

My army grows!
None shall leave half cut trees after I lead my speider army on a march across the world!
muahahaha!
*evil tree noises*

what exactly are evil tree noises?

[Arykai]

Evil tree noises are comprised of the whispering of dead souls through powerfully shaking branches.
It may sound as though it is a wind at first, but then you hear the moaning and wailing of those who were felled by my mighty wrath. Victims of their own slothfulness at leaving half cut trees in my woods.

Count yourself fortunate that you do not know the sound from experience.

[danbc]

I grew some trees at the edge of my plot. Then I chopped them down. But!! The leaves were overhanging the boundary, and I didn't have permission to chop some of them down.

So I had some floating leaves for a short while.


... and this thread was, for those few moments, TERRIFYING.

I imagined a spider army, unleashed against a fool who dared allow leaves to dangle in mid-air.

I dug a hole and hid, shivering in the dark, crouching to hide the name tag, mumbling "Don't let the spiders get me don't let the spiders get me".

Luckily the leaves have gone now.


Also, sorry to mods for spamming any screen while I was attempting to cut the leafs down.

:-)

[bren8462]

Lolwut are you planning to do with this army?

[Arykai]

I thought I mentioned it was going to be used to cover the server and prevent people from 'leafing' half cut trees.
Though for the time being I am preoccupied and waiting for the patch for the new block types.

I NEED MAH NEW WEWD!

[DanielR123]

my speider army

DAFUQ? are speiders?! Ahhh! he has a new breed of spider army, ones that add letters to stuff RUN AWAY!