What Would You Do If....

[Jackster21]

Welcome To My Brand New Topic! :o

What Would You Do If.....


so after reading this you probably know whats the idea of this topic
write a "What Would You Do If" sentence.
simply, reply with an answer, then post your own "What Would You Do If" sentence!


Here is an example that you will answer and write a new question...


What would you do if you had no right hand?



Now, You Reply And Ask Your Own Question! xD

[Kenzzy]

I would fap with my left hand.

What would you do if you were a dinosaur ?

[mr_clit]

Hope i wasnt a T Rex because i could not fap.

What would you do if u didn't have hands?

[naMix]

What would you do if you were me?

[Damsco]

What would you do if you were me?

you need to answer mr.clit question and then you can ask yours

[mr_clit]

Eh,easy Damsco.He'll get used to it...

And namix,if i were you,i would answer my question:))

[Bleedinghippy]

I would fap with my left hand.

What would you do if you were a dinosaur ?

Haha, I win, left handed ^^

[mr_clit]

So let me understand.You win because you can fap with you left hand?Tell me when you can fap with a rubber duck.That's winning!

[Bleedinghippy]

I will order one off amazon....

[Jackster21]

What would you do if you were me?


I'd Cry.


what would you do if you smelt like a man, Man.

[Cheesecake]

I would still not shower.

What would you do if you had to scoop shit out of a big pit.

[mr_clit]

Use a shover.

What would you do if you were a bot?:))

[Jackster21]

shoot myself. Over, and over again.


what would you do if if YOU was Cheescake's snow penis?

[Bleedinghippy]

I would spread myself over every page on the internet :D

What would you do if your dick fell off?

[Cheesecake]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb301/thulehunter/00000000A.jpg

[Jackster21]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb301/thulehunter/00000000A.jpg


rofl, Peekabooo xD

[ZyMaaH]

What would you do if u were a girl! For me easy i would first start whit the bobbs

[ZyMaaH]

Namix if i weere you i would bruch my teeth :D

[ZyMaaH]

Namix if i weere you i would bruch my teeth :D u smell so bad

[naMix]

What would you do if you were me?

you need to answer mr.clit question and then you can ask yours

yeah i know, i didnt have an answer :)

[naMix]

Namix if i weere you i would bruch my teeth :D u smell so bad

of course i brush, maybe i have a bad toothpaste?

[ZyMaaH]

Namix answear my question

[naMix]

Namix answear my question

you never asked a question

[Bleedinghippy]

Namix answear my question

you never asked a question

AND NO ONE ANSWERED MY QUESTION :(

[mr_clit]

Namix answear my question

you never asked a question

AND NO ONE ANSWERED MY QUESTION :(

Someone please.Question and answer!

[Jackster21]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE DIDNT ANSWER THIS?

[Bleedinghippy]

I wouldn't care because its my question that should have been asnwered -.-

What would you do if you had t-rex arms? (like little stubby ones you can hardly reach anything with)

[mr_clit]

I could't fap and be really sad.

What would you do if you were Frank?:))

[ZyMaaH]

I would kill my self

[ZyMaaH]

What would you do if u where a girl?

[Bleedinghippy]

Haha depends if its a hot girl, and if I remember I'm a guy, if yes, then I think everyone knows what I'd do ;)

What would you do if you became pregnant?

[Damsco]

i would kill my self because a male cant be pregnant :P

what would you do if you dont use internet forever?

[naMix]

i would kill my self because a male cant be pregnant :P

what would you do if you dont use internet forever?

i would cycle.

what would you do if you got raped?

[viper]

ask for her number

what would you do if you ran out of pizza

[mr_clit]

Eat a burger.

What would you do if there wouldnt exist Call of duty?

[Bleedinghippy]

I would go play another FPS :)

What would you do if you became a ghost?

[mr_clit]

Scare the shit out of people.

What would you do if you were a bald monkey?

[naMix]

I would eat a banana.

What would you do if you got kicked out of school?

[Jackster21]

laugh it off and move on in life. then go back and kick my headteacher in the eyes. Yes, in the eyes.


What would you do if you got hit by a bus?

[naMix]

I would die, or get critically wounded =(

What would you do if an old man calls you a shitguy?(happend to me once, but not a man. an old woman called me and ZyMaaH a shitguy, me & ZyMaaH are real life friends)

[Bleedinghippy]

I would kick his head in :)

What would you do if the doctors told you you had one day to live?

[naMix]

I would laugh and say "Don't make me an April Fool, It's not funny!".

What would you do if you got arrested by the police for no reason?

[Bleedinghippy]

Sue their asses for unlawful imprisonment! Biatch!

What would you do if your mother came on to you?

[Jackster21]

Suicide. Instantly.

What would you do if you had Man boobs like Auxiliary? <33 (Love You Jack #2)

[Hizzy]

Touch them cos if they were that good, :p it would be party time . . .
What would you do if it was party time . . ?

[Jackster21]

Bring lube for your rear entrance.

What would you do if you had no Lube?

[Auxilliary]

get some butter or oil :)

what would you do if you had some coins and you with about 20 jews?

[Bleedinghippy]

Throw them off a clitch and see how many jump :)

What would you do if you became blind?

[mr_clit]

Fap.

What would you do if you were deaf?

[Bleedinghippy]

I would sit down and turn the radio on...

What would you do if all your hair fell out?

[mr_clit]

Easy one.Fap.:))

What would you do if your pc exploded?:))

[naMix]

Real life, xbox, new pc.

What would you do if nothing happend? (weird question :O)

[Bleedinghippy]

I'd sit around and wait for something to happen :P

What would you do if you're house was burning down and you're family was inside? (Go on clit, answer fap to this one XD)

[mr_clit]

Fa...Wait.That is not cool.I'd go grab a bucket and save them.Why grab a bucket?Just so they would be like why did you grab a bucket?!

What would you do if you had 3 balls?

[Cheesecake]

I'd sit around and wait for something to happen :P

What would you do if you're house was burning down and you're family was inside? (Go on clit, answer fap to this one XD)

Fap.


Fa...Wait.That is not cool.I'd go grab a bucket and save them.Why grab a bucket?Just so they would be like why did you grab a bucket?!

What would you do if you had 3 balls?

Fap.

[Cheesecake]

You guys should know by now, while clit has some morals left, i do not have; Principles, morals, problems with any kind of taboo.
Therefor where clit fails to fap, i will come in and further contaminate the area.

Please do not ignore this warning as it may cause severe mental and physical trauma if ignored.

[mr_clit]

Cheese,i was fapin while reading what you wrote.:)

[Cheesecake]

I was fapping on my way home with my dad driving.

[mr_clit]

That's wrong.:))

[Cheesecake]

And that is why you'll never achieve master fapper grade 1337 clit.

[Bleedinghippy]

FAP WAR! XD

[mr_clit]

Ahhhh!This is Fapta!!!!(it's sparta,but with fap.)

[Cheesecake]

Fapta? i hereby pronounce you master fapper rank 1335, 2 ranks to go clit

[Bleedinghippy]

Haha, what gets you promoted? XD

[mr_clit]

Faping.

[Bleedinghippy]

Cheesecake, you never asked a question, you need to ask one :/

[Cheesecake]

What would you do if?

[mr_clit]

Easy.Fap again.

What would you do if you had 2 heads?

[Duskie]

give myself a blowjob and watch porn at the same time ofcourse!

what would you do if your favourite pornstar was right in front of you stripping.

[Bleedinghippy]

Get it on!

What would you do if your girlfriend/wife tried to bite your cock off?

[Jackster21]

What would you do if your girlfriend/wife tried to bite your cock off?


Ask cheesecake what i did when i did that to Ye Olde Snow Penis. <3



What would you do if Cheesecake Inserted Snow Penis In Your Bum Bum? :D

[Bleedinghippy]

explode.

What would you do if you had to choose between no limbs or no cock? (either way you can't fap XD)

[Duskie]

no limbs i'll pay for the fap if i'd have to!

what would you do if your sunscreen was actually sperm!

[mr_clit]

Stop buying.I have my own.

What would you do if Cheesecake was near you?

[Jackster21]

Rape Him. With His Own Snow Penis.


What would you do if you was Duskie's next victim?

[Bleedinghippy]

I allready am... XD

What would you do if you had to choose between eating you're own shit and eating someone else's shit?

[Cheesecake]

Easy, i'd eat both.

What would you do if you forgot how to have any form of sexual activity. (fap)

[Duskie]

become albert hawking!

What would you do if your mom was actually your dad?

[Jackster21]

Be Slightly Confused....

What Would You Do If You Visited Soviet Russia?!

[mr_clit]

Fap while drinkin vodka!

What would you do if you were just a big ball?

[Bleedinghippy]

Roll around squashing people!

What would you do if Mugabe offered you the role of president of zimbabwe?

[Cheesecake]

Take it, commit mass genocide on every single last human being in zimbabwe, and then create super happy fun land.

What would you do if you got banned from supper happy fun land?

[Jackster21]

Cry. Alot.


What would you do if A SUPER FUCKING HUGE GIANT CAMEL attacked you with caps lock?

[mr_clit]

How would a camel attack me with a caps lock?...I would fap to it!

What would you do if you were 2 feet tall?

[Bleedinghippy]

I'd grow.

What would you do if clit started fapping right in front of you (or if tis you clit, cheesecake)

[mr_clit]

Fap alongside with me,or Cheesecake.

What would you do if you would won a fap contest?

[Duskie]

sneak away really quietly... and fap myself.

What would you do if school was actually a place where they make porn movies!

[Bleedinghippy]

What do you mean if?

What would you do if you were given 20 million quid on the condition that you're no longer allowed to fap? (and if you do they'll take it away, and you can't do it in private or whatever)

[mr_clit]

Still fap.No one can take it away from me!!

What would you do if you were a girl?:))

[Cheesecake]

What do you mean if?

What would you do if you were given 20 million quid on the condition that you're no longer allowed to fap? (and if you do they'll take it away, and you can't do it in private or whatever)

What, stop fapping for 20 mill quid?

Clit, this one's on the dark side.

[mr_clit]

Don't join the dark side Cheesecake.Choose the fap!May the fap be with you!

[Bleedinghippy]

Join the dark side, we have cookies :D

[Cheesecake]

Don't join the dark side Cheesecake.Choose the fap!May the fap be with you!
Not me, hippy, ya tit

[Jackster21]

Mr Cheese, continue :D

[Cheesecake]

Continue what? :O

[Cheesecake]

Oh right,
What would you do if cheesecake continued?

[mr_clit]

Fap alongside with him.Love u Cheese.

What would you do if you ran out of bacon strips?

[Bleedinghippy]

Commit suicide. (or go buy some more, whicever is easier)

What would you do if a monkey tried to rape you?

[mr_clit]

Let it rape me,then fap.

What would you do if all the stores ran out of bacon strips?

[Bleedinghippy]

I'd butcher my pet pig :)

What would you do if pigs became extinct and there was no longer any bacon?

[mr_clit]

Fap untill bacon came out.

What would you do if you pooped green?:D

[Bleedinghippy]

Stop eating the christmas tree.

What would you do if you started peeing pure blood?

[Cheesecake]

Wash the cocaine off my dick

What would you do if you drank water?

[mr_clit]

Drink it,then fap.Cheesecake i expect more from you.:))

What would you do if you didn't do anything?

[Cheesecake]

I have thought you well young fappian, though you have much to learn.

I would fap.

What would you do if i like never know taht you want it to be the and i'm like what is or even never for that.

[Bleedinghippy]

I would ask you to make more sense.

What would you do if Cheesecake went insane and died from fapping too much?

[Cheesecake]

Nothing since that is not possible.

What would you do if clit did that exact thing that you were just doing while reading this but while he was fapping.

[Damsco]

i will get confused o_O

what would you do if your right knee was injured? :(

[Bleedinghippy]

Use a wheelchair.

What would you do if the police arrested you for fapping too much?

[mr_clit]

Go to jail.Then continue fapping.They can't arrest me while I'm already in jail.Fuck the system!!!

What would you do if you had no balls?

[Bleedinghippy]

Still fap, I mean the dick is still there right? ;)

What would you do if Jack said he wanted to watch you fap?

[Jackster21]

I'd turn away.
Confused? thought so.


What would you do if Cheesecake actually gave a single fuck that day?

[mr_clit]

I would worry about the Earth and the possibility of it exploding.
Hippy I'm proud of you:D

What would you do if you had only 2 balls,and no dick?(Try this on)

[Bleedinghippy]

Erm, cradle my balls all day?

What would you do if you were paralysed from the neck down?

[Cheesecake]

Let jack do the fapping for me.

What would you do if hitler wanted your child?

[Bleedinghippy]

I'd give him my child. My child is retarded so I don't want him anymore :)

What would you do if hitler tried to give you a blowjob?

[mr_clit]

Said no.A fap would do.

What would you do if a spam bot tried to give you a handjob?:D

[Bleedinghippy]

Depends, is it a male spam bot or a female spam bot? :P

What would you do if you're girlfriend offered to give you blumpkin?

[Duskie]

I would accept it cuz it's kinky

What would you do if you had 10.000 euro/dollar/pound a month for the rest of your life from a lottery?

[Jackster21]

Check out your monthly rates and set up a subscription


What would you do if Duskie was the father of your child?

[Damsco]

i will send that kid to duskie :P

What would you do if Lady Gaga was wife? xD

[Duskie]

if she was my wife or just a wife? either way, scream and run for the rest of my life...

What would you do if you've just seen that horrible video from damsco that made me gross out within 2 minutes.

[Bleedinghippy]

Dunno, haven't seen the video.

What would you do if cheesecake stuffed a jar up you're ass and then it broke inside you're ass?

[Duskie]

I would turn around and tell him it's his, walk away and quietly cry...

What would you do if a group of ugly girls stare at you all the time?

[mr_clit]

Live my life.:))

What would you do if you were the character in minecraft?:))

[Duskie]

punch someone in the face for blood blocks to lure zombies away from me and to the blood... :D

What would you do if... i was out of original idea's for this topic

[Jackster21]

say, so am i! :D


what would i know do if i was out of original ideas... o.0

[Duskie]

I would... do nothing but write another un-interesting what would you do if...

What would you do if cheesecake came up behind you with his snowcock with the rape intentions of me and the pedofile idea's of Niji? :D

[Jackster21]

pedofile idea's of that other guy :D

Niji =D