Three Word Story! (Forum Game)

[Jasonli123]

This is an old classic when It comes to forum games, basically you add 3 words each post to make a long and hilarious story.
Rules:
1. Post 3 words and only 3! contractions (such as I'm) counts as two words and abbreviations like AFK count as 3 (or however many words they represent)
2. No altering previously posted story parts
3. No consecutive posts (and don't post every other time either)
4. Vary posts (don't just put in "took a dump" every freaking time)
5. Don't be too mean to other people.
6. No Loitering
7. Don't edit your posts
8. One story at a time folks
9. Do not attempt to end the story, it is meant to be endless
10. No mob posts. (don't make your friends say things to set you up or continue your story)
11. Keep it PG-13 people
12. Have fun. (failure to obey this rule will result in punishment by apple bombardment)

I'll start:
One day a...

[Zerohax]

One day a Donkey took a

[TheKrafter1923]

One day a...Donkey took a big painful dump

[Jasonli123]

"One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away..."

[Zerohax]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed

[TheKrafter1923]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled

[Zerohax]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their

[Jasonli123]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with

[Zerohax]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and

[TheKrafter1923]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant

[Someb0dy]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold

[Ryuuga]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they

[MohDaol]

ne day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at

[xiTropicz]

ne day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex

[Someb0dy]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very

[Jasonli123]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that...

[Ryuuga]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small...

[Jasonli123]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous...

[Charlotina]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's

[Ryuuga]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power

[Jasonli123]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was...

[Someb0dy]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to

[TheKrafter1923]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from

[Charlotina]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick

[Someb0dy]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been

[Jasonli123]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly...

[Someb0dy]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which ...

[Ryuuga]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation.

[Someb0dy]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation. After one week

[Slacky]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and

[Someb0dy]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the

[Jasonli123]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning......

[Ryuuga]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late...

[Someb0dy]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for ...

[Jasonli123]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for a refund on...

[Ryuuga]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smelly mountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for a refund on poison cookies. Who...

[Madkiller212]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smellymountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for a refund on poison cookies. Who almost died by.....

[TheKrafter1923]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smellymountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for a refund on poison cookies. Who almost died by..... a giant tarantula

[jimred9]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smellymountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for a refund on poison cookies. Who almost died by..... a giant tarantula named bob and

[Blake]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smellymountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for a refund on poison cookies. Who almost died by..... a giant tarantula named bob and had help from...

[jimred9]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smellymountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for a refund on poison cookies. Who almost died by a giant tarantula named bob and had help from a very large...

[Pyromaster Underscore]

One day a donky took a big giant dump and flew away up someone's rainbowed socks and tickled just underneth their adam's apple with a slurpee and a big giant pot of gold. And then they facepalmed themselves at a T-Rex who had very stripey underwear that was too small for his enormous toe in Jack's golden hoe power but it was too late to save them from a furious kick that had been under a smellymountain troll which was on vacation. After one week of training and hard work the toast was burning and was late to ask for a refund on poison cookies. Who almost died by a giant tarantula named bob and had help from a very large, flying cactus that...