nirosu
15-05-2013, 06:48 PM
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Episode 5: Metalic Battle!
Last time on Paperazzi... Paper Telluur was able to return home, where he met Isaac, who asked Telluur to save him from the evil robot, now Paper Telluur finds himself in deep danger against a new powerfull foe.
241
Paper Telluur:"Oh lookies it's the fields! we finally got a battle scene! hooray! time to eat some nuts"
Nuts..... errr.... ??? Robot:"Searching database, SELECT Table0 WHERE data="nuts" ; Null Null Null Null! derp. beep bop. derp. beep bop. derrrrrrp! Nuts appear not to be found. eror 404. SELECT Table0 INSERT data="nuts"; nuts was now found, rebooting system. Derp. Beep Bop. Derp."
Isaac:"Help me Paper Telluur! mom might come here any second!"
Groudo--- Charm:"Hi... mom.... I'm.... on... T.V"
242
Paper Telluur used Purple out! err.... everything started to have more #swag.
??? Robot:"#swag not found. #yolo not found. Derp. beep bop. derrrrrrrrp. Excute Minecraft.jar and search for #swag..... searching.... searching.... #swag not found.... syntax eror. derp. beep bop. derp. Time to show you my true power.... I'm Derp Bot! the lord of the 'Eror 404 not found'. derp. beep bop. derp."
Charm:"I can still fight.... I'll rechrge my energy...."
Paper Telluur:"You're a bot? then who the hell solos top then?!?! Isaac go there you noob!"
Isaac:"She's coming! I can hear her! IT'S MOM! OH GOD OH GOD~! AHHHHHH!"
Derp Bot:
"
Using system derp;
.
.
.
Public Static Void Main(string Args[])
{
Do
{
LazerShot++;
}
While(PaperTelluur.IsAlive()==true)
Console.WriteLine(PaperTelluur.hp() + " Objective complete, target terminated " + Derp() + " !");
Console. ReadKey();
}
"
243
Paper Telluur:"WUBUWUUBUWUBUUWUUBUWUB!"
*Isaac cries*
Derp Bot:"0 Objective complete, target terminated derp. beep bop. derp. !"
Charm:"Not so fast.... my... turn!"
244
Charm:"FIRE WALL!"
Derp Bot:"Access Deny, Access Deny. Derrrrrrp. Derrrrrrp. beeep bopp. Excute AVG anti-virus. scaning. C:/.... D:/.... E:/.... 1 threat found: 'E:/user/derpina/download/porn/69.hax'. Threat deleated. rebooting system. Derp. Derp. Derp. 'Beep-bop' not found. Derp. Turning off Windows Vista. please do not shut down the power while the computer is turning off... DERP."
245
Charm:"The threat was found.... Derp Bot was actually my friend's invention, it seems my friend died before the release of Windows 7, the poor guy, and Derp Bot became infacted"
Paper Telluur:"Windows 7? why do you need more than window 1? I never get you Groudons"
Isaac:"Let's get out of here! I CAN HEAR MOM! AAAAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAH"
Paper Telluur:"Well, if you're not going to eat her can I?"
Isaac:"Mom is 50 feet tall and hse has a knife, and she's over weight, her leg can crush you! and the only weapon that can stop her is the bible!"
Charm:"...and that's why I'm atheist..."
What will happen next time? will the gang meet the horrible mom Isaac speaks of? Who infected Derp Bot? will they try Windows 8 in stead? find out next time, on Paperazzi!
Nirosu. derp. stack overflow.
Episode 5: Metalic Battle!
Last time on Paperazzi... Paper Telluur was able to return home, where he met Isaac, who asked Telluur to save him from the evil robot, now Paper Telluur finds himself in deep danger against a new powerfull foe.
241
Paper Telluur:"Oh lookies it's the fields! we finally got a battle scene! hooray! time to eat some nuts"
Nuts..... errr.... ??? Robot:"Searching database, SELECT Table0 WHERE data="nuts" ; Null Null Null Null! derp. beep bop. derp. beep bop. derrrrrrp! Nuts appear not to be found. eror 404. SELECT Table0 INSERT data="nuts"; nuts was now found, rebooting system. Derp. Beep Bop. Derp."
Isaac:"Help me Paper Telluur! mom might come here any second!"
Groudo--- Charm:"Hi... mom.... I'm.... on... T.V"
242
Paper Telluur used Purple out! err.... everything started to have more #swag.
??? Robot:"#swag not found. #yolo not found. Derp. beep bop. derrrrrrrrp. Excute Minecraft.jar and search for #swag..... searching.... searching.... #swag not found.... syntax eror. derp. beep bop. derp. Time to show you my true power.... I'm Derp Bot! the lord of the 'Eror 404 not found'. derp. beep bop. derp."
Charm:"I can still fight.... I'll rechrge my energy...."
Paper Telluur:"You're a bot? then who the hell solos top then?!?! Isaac go there you noob!"
Isaac:"She's coming! I can hear her! IT'S MOM! OH GOD OH GOD~! AHHHHHH!"
Derp Bot:
"
Using system derp;
.
.
.
Public Static Void Main(string Args[])
{
Do
{
LazerShot++;
}
While(PaperTelluur.IsAlive()==true)
Console.WriteLine(PaperTelluur.hp() + " Objective complete, target terminated " + Derp() + " !");
Console. ReadKey();
}
"
243
Paper Telluur:"WUBUWUUBUWUBUUWUUBUWUB!"
*Isaac cries*
Derp Bot:"0 Objective complete, target terminated derp. beep bop. derp. !"
Charm:"Not so fast.... my... turn!"
244
Charm:"FIRE WALL!"
Derp Bot:"Access Deny, Access Deny. Derrrrrrp. Derrrrrrp. beeep bopp. Excute AVG anti-virus. scaning. C:/.... D:/.... E:/.... 1 threat found: 'E:/user/derpina/download/porn/69.hax'. Threat deleated. rebooting system. Derp. Derp. Derp. 'Beep-bop' not found. Derp. Turning off Windows Vista. please do not shut down the power while the computer is turning off... DERP."
245
Charm:"The threat was found.... Derp Bot was actually my friend's invention, it seems my friend died before the release of Windows 7, the poor guy, and Derp Bot became infacted"
Paper Telluur:"Windows 7? why do you need more than window 1? I never get you Groudons"
Isaac:"Let's get out of here! I CAN HEAR MOM! AAAAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAH"
Paper Telluur:"Well, if you're not going to eat her can I?"
Isaac:"Mom is 50 feet tall and hse has a knife, and she's over weight, her leg can crush you! and the only weapon that can stop her is the bible!"
Charm:"...and that's why I'm atheist..."
What will happen next time? will the gang meet the horrible mom Isaac speaks of? Who infected Derp Bot? will they try Windows 8 in stead? find out next time, on Paperazzi!
Nirosu. derp. stack overflow.