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nirosu
13-06-2013, 06:31 PM
Last time, on Paperazzi... Paper Telluur had finally recieved the Ocarina of Time, and with no hesitation, he heads towards the only place he knows where he could find Saria, The White Museum... Accompanied by the faithful Groudon, and the Cat-Squid-Wolfgirl-Tree-dog-dinner-nyan cat (which appeas to be Poocheyena), he heads towards White Museum to fight off Saria and to discover her evil plot~

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White Museum, Herborvinia City, Derpland, 2:35 pm.

Cat-Squid-Wolfgirl-Tree-dog-dinner-nyan cat (poochyena):"Arff~! it's.... it can't be! is it?"

Saria:"Nya~~~! it is I, Saria-chan desu <3"

Charm:"How can she even say out loud a heart?! it's impossibru!"

Paper Telluur:"wub wub wub wub wub wub~! Prepare for lunch~!"

Saria:"daww..... you brought me the ocarina?"

Charm:"It'll never be yours! You'll have to beat us to get it!"

Charm used Flamethrower, and it was super effective against saria's clothes.

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Poochyena was mysteriously put above Naked Saria and Charm hopped on Paper Telluur's head for some bizzare reason"

Poohcyena:"Getting real tired of your shit human"

Paper Telluur:"OMFFG! SOMEONE HAS ALREADY EAT-EAT SARIA! ALL IS LEFT IS BONE!"

Saria:"You're wrong, my cover was blown.... litteraly... I'm not the real Saria, I'm a girl who lost her memory, trapped within this fake body, and the only way for me to restore it is to play the song of time using the Ocarina, in order to revert this curse that was laid down upon me..."

Charm:"So why did you kidnap Prince Dratini, You could've just asked for our help"

Saria:"Nya~~~! not fun desu, what kind of a lame plot would it be if there's no villian, is having a half girl -half pole really exciting for the storyline?"

Charm:"Ahh... Do I smell plot holes?"

Saria:"NO DESU~! That's my burnt clothes you hentai desu~!"

Paper Telluur:" I like pie"

Charm:"I didn't mean to burn your clothes"

Saria:"Oh realy? Nya~~~! lies~ lies~ hentai desu ~!"

Paper Telluur:"The cake is not a lie?"

Charm:"I was aiming at you as a whole!"

Saria:"Meanie"

Paper Telluur:"HEY ****~! SHUT UP, I'M THE MAIN CHARECTER! NOW LET'S MOVE TO THE PART I PLAY THE TETRIS THEME ON AN OCARINA"

Saria:"Song of time"

*Paper Telluur slaps Saria with his.... claw.... that wasn't very effective*

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Poochyena:"The cake is a lie"

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Paper Telluur:"My sweet potato! it turned into a salad~!"

Charm:"That's just a normal ocarina.... from plastic"

Paper Telluur:"You're from plastic~!"

Charm:"No.... I'm paper"

???:"Fear not, cause I, Shaymin, warrior of the sky, and Buzizel, my subordinate, carry the true Ocarina of Time~!"

Saria:"Nyaaa~~! Go away, I'm naked ;3 "

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Shaymin:"Within this box, lies the true Ocarina of Time! and in order to prevent more fails like you expirienced so far, my faithful subordinate, Buizel, will play the Sonmg of time~!"

Buizel:"Bui~ Bui~"

To be continued..... in the first comment.

nirosu
13-06-2013, 06:43 PM
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Saria:"Nyaaaa~! I'm transforming~ Nyaaaaaaaaa-"
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Saria?:"I.... remmember... I'm, Bulbarina! a Bulbasaur!~ saur~! no more nyas, sauur~~<3"


Charm:"Bulba-----rina?!?!?! Is it..... you?"

Bulbarina:"Charm.... Pouch.... it's you two"

Poochyena:"Finally someone remmembers me!"

*Poochyena bites Charm's tail*

Charm:"What was that for!"

Poochyena:"It's me, Pouch! you flame-tail!"

Charm:"It's really you spiky-ass!"

*Charm and Pouch exchange bro-fists"

Bulbarina:"We're all together again, now let's go and find the rest. hey, Shay, Buiz, you know where's Dun Dun? I'll go get Drate and Drini"

Paper Telluur:"Gawd... It seems I'm no longer a main charecter..."

Charm:"Let's take a picture, we'll use Derp-bot to shoot it"

Derp bot:"Derp. beep-bop. Derp"

*flash*

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^^^^... no questions this time, this is the end... ^^^^

BlueHat
13-06-2013, 10:27 PM
Wut did I just read.

Jackster21
13-06-2013, 10:58 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975

nirosu
14-06-2013, 04:08 AM
I think I'm cancelling this thing, it became too damn wierd for me too.

Blake
14-06-2013, 04:20 AM
No its Good A little Wierd But good Maybe a alot more than wierd :P

nirosu
14-06-2013, 07:09 PM
I'm planing to make this thing less random, and more paper, well, you can see the paper, maybe I'll make this a spin off pokemon adventure :P

Jackster21
15-06-2013, 12:00 AM
I think I'm cancelling this thing, it became too damn wierd for me too.


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScQ6HLNhrJTI0tPHatgjcQ6omQgo3c1 ziI9kyepFCs-BVVdM_D0A

Blake
15-06-2013, 03:00 AM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScQ6HLNhrJTI0tPHatgjcQ6omQgo3c1 ziI9kyepFCs-BVVdM_D0A



Thats a funny Picture Jack

nirosu
19-06-2013, 06:20 AM
I'll change it to pictures only :P

instead of having a story, it'll be pictures of paper stuff with paper telluur hiding in a random place