Punch one, Marry one, Snu snu one

I'm bored, and well, quite frankly, stupid things happen when i am bored. That explains this thread.

You can fill in these blanks with anyone on the server.

So, you have three options:

Punch one,
Marry one,
Have snu snu with one. (I censored that myself, lol)

I would punch Jack,
Marry iainJ (only for his money)
and have snu snu with anyone because i'm desperate.

I Would punch Frogb3rt, Again.
i would marry naithantu, Again.
i would have snu snu with Telluur, Again.

I Would punch Jack
i would marry Jack.
i would have snu snu with Jack, Again.
I would molest naith.
I would stroke dalorias manes.

why not have the previous person post 3 people, and the next person has to reply using these?