Three Word Story! (Forum Game)
This is an old classic when It comes to forum games, basically you add 3 words each post to make a long and hilarious story.
Rules:
1. Post 3 words and only 3! contractions (such as I'm) counts as two words and abbreviations like AFK count as 3 (or however many words they represent)
2. No altering previously posted story parts
3. No consecutive posts (and don't post every other time either)
4. Vary posts (don't just put in "took a dump" every freaking time)
5. Don't be too mean to other people.
6. No Loitering
7. Don't edit your posts
8. One story at a time folks
9. Do not attempt to end the story, it is meant to be endless
10. No mob posts. (don't make your friends say things to set you up or continue your story)
11. Keep it PG-13 people
12. Have fun. (failure to obey this rule will result in punishment by apple bombardment)
I'll start:
One day a...