Ello, As much as you want to say "This is a horrible idea" or, "This is useless"
There needs to be some sort of Bid Plugin, So i scavanged around to look for one and found one that is: Up to date, Fast Updating on New mc Versions, And Helps prevent Auction Spam in chat.
http://dev.bukkit.org/server-mods/floauction/
Honestly I would think it would prevent this from happening all the time.
And turn it more into this: