I'm bored, and well, quite frankly, stupid things happen when i am bored. That explains this thread.
You can fill in these blanks with anyone on the server.
So, you have three options:
Punch one,
Marry one,
Have snu snu with one. (I censored that myself, lol)
I would punch Jack,
Marry iainJ (only for his money)
and have snu snu with anyone because i'm desperate.