I'm bored, and well, quite frankly, stupid things happen when i am bored. That explains this thread.

You can fill in these blanks with anyone on the server.

So, you have three options:

Punch one,
Marry one,
Have snu snu with one. (I censored that myself, lol)

I would punch Jack,
Marry iainJ (only for his money)
and have snu snu with anyone because i'm desperate.