Here's the link again if anyone wants to contribute something. Try to keep it like a script and not just some random tree puns, as funny as they are.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing

I'm more than willing to clean it up some, but it really does need a longer script. I've pretty much run out of ideas on what to write in it. You can only talk about trees so long. :I